piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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