There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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