He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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