i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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