There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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