shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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