I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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