i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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