Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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