Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
organizing the empties. That sober.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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