HIV tests are more positive than that guy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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