break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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