and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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