finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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