Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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