don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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