im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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