Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Randomize