You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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