i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
how does that bad decision feel?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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