Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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