shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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