Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
A+ Viking dick
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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