Ambien. No doubt about it.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I know her cup size but not her name....
tell me about the fingering
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