have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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