Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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