I'm drive I can fine osifer
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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