You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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