i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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