What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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