dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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