Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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