just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize