i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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