Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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