Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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