please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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