We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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