Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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