In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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