Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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Can you bring me the toilet please
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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