Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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