I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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