PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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