I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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