Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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