I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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