just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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