Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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