The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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