in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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