Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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