Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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