i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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