i permit you to call me
I'm jealous of your bromance
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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