Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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