fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's on the porch naked. Help.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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